Your busted, your busted, your look is so busted.
A girl like me can’t be trusted. Trust me.
This blondes an intellectual, If you’re lucky I’m bisexual
And if I hang around you, that’s how you know you’re special.
You think you know Regina but you never even seen her
I just put that to an end, shit did just begin.
Now tell me, are you paparazzi or are we friends?

I am professional.
Confessional.
Might obsess a lil
If I feel a lull
Might take a pill
If I take a pill
I’ll feel it all
Told you before
I’m ‘10 feet tall’
I’m bigger than you
Better watch your back
You’ll never see
Regina attack.
One punch knockout.
Fade to black

I. AM. The intelligent drag woman
Can you tell me somethin? Interesting. Impressing?
Confessing, to me everything?
Try to impress me.
If you’re lucky you can undress me.
If you’re really lucky
We can fuck
But don’t get stuck
And wish for luck
And try to duck
Reality’s tongue
It overbites
I end the fights
I’m in it to win it
Began it begin it
You’re broken, I break
You’re joking, i make,
Money off of my jokes.
And I learned from the best babe.

Do i have to do everything my fucking self?

I’ll be the last bitch standing.
Or maybe i’m the first?
All I know is I got this insatiable thirst.
A chick who can kick it is just so damn sick.
You want the full monty, or maybe just a lick?
In a league of my own.
I bring the bacon home.
Don’t own a dog
But I will feed you my bone.
Fry it in the pan cause damn that’s who I am.
I’m the kinda bitch that put the WO in front of the MAN

I am the Bionic woman
I am Wonder woman
I am Frida Khalo
I’m Susan Sontag
Jane Fonda
Sylvia Plath
Naomi Klein
hell I’m even
Bell Hooks
All wrapped up into one unforgetable look.

Do i have to do everything my fucking self?

I wrote the book, and then I wrote it again.
But you can’t even get past the preface man!
I can be demanding, commanding, understanding,
assertive, compelling, arresting
Give you, the perfect landing
I can’t call in sick, there’s no one that could stand in!

I make beats in the basement
There is no replacement
I will give you face
Never do a faceplant

Regina gets meaner. tell me have you seen her?
Gonna make you sweat like you in a porn theatre
If I wanted your opinion I would give it to you.
And once I do what the fuck you gonna do?
Regina is single, like the last Pringle.
Ketchup, BBQ, what you wanna mingle?
All I need is helloooo, then I’m good to go.
You better hope your man bought you a ticket to my show
Oh shit it’s sold out. I’m sorry you can’t get in.
And besides that, you’re ugly, where do i begin?
Bag your face. Such a disgrace.
I’m the pretty pony and the one with good taste.

Do i have to do everything my fucking self?

There’s only one of me, so maybe you should love me